Where did all erotica in porn films go?

18.12.2012 | By: T. P.

Has it ever happened that you watched a good porn film? A good story, excellent actors and actresses, and then sex spoils everything?

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Porn films are full of all possible clichés. Usually they have the worst actors, the most intolerable music, the silliest ideas, bad directors, lack of any sort of scenario, incredibly unappealing costume design and so on. Do you not watch porn films? You are missing out on a lot of fun. We recommend you to watch the older German and Austrian production. Invite a few friends and put on a classic. The evening will definitely be pleasing as if watching a “funny” comedy by the Hollywood production. You will see hairy men, fake moustache, ‘slender’ milkmaids and waitresses, a genuine Austrian accent, mountain boots, braces, “lederhosen” (leather trousers), and an incredible climax of the story: “Come, honey, you wanna fuck?”

Porn rubbish

Americans are less funny. Everything is the same, only there is no story that kept a film together any more. Their rubbish is more repellent than funny. It is somewhat unbelievable how good old Germans were serious about their work, while Americans are a mystery. It seems funny, artificial, trashy, but there are no self-irony and distance any more. Young people stare at the performance of rubbish, and it appears erotic to them if a girl throws up on a dick, or if she sticks a bat into her anus, or if a man spits into her face. Unfortunately, that goes beyond limits of fun because it is impossible to enjoy it without experiencing regret and disgust. Of course, there is also good old production which has a story and scenario. These films still make you laugh at all the clichés, which were also used by the authors of the www.spike.com website. The three Gunn brothers came up with an idea to shoot their own porn film.

Porn without sex

The idea is wonderful. They made a short video which is a summary of all the clichés in porn films, but there is no sex. The hired mainstream actors and porn actresses (the most popular stars in porn industry - Aria Giovanni, Belladonna and Sasha Gray). The new genre is called PG Porn. PG means Parental Guidance Suggested. In the USA, they have a strict system of rating films, and PR is one of the newest categories. Of course, children are allowed to watch zombies, weapons, murders, breaking bones but definitely not sex. The premiere of their video was on 15 October. The video includes bad acting, appropriate music and a cliché – a worker is attacked by a luscious woman because her husband is unable to satisfy her, and his figure is suitably muscular and she is a bomb – and there is a quite unusual ending. You can find the film at the above website. Maybe the ending will be an exaggeration to some people, but bizarre scenes are nicely linked to the whole concept. There is nothing surprising in a real porn film any more, except the genuine erotica.