Meet the Owner of the Longest Penis in the World

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31.01.2012 | By: JP

Jonah Falcon can boast an incredible 33 centimeter long penis - currently the longest penis in the world and one of the longest penises ever!

The 40 year old American is a proud owner of - officially - the longest penis in the world.

John Falcon was made famous with an interview for the magazine Rolling Stones and with a documentary shot by HBO.

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A blessing or a curse?

Jonah Cardeli Falcon was born in 1970 to Cecilia Cardeli; his father died soon after his birth. Falcon claimed once that his biological father was in fact the legendary porn actor John "Johnny Wadd" Holmes, who died in 1988 due to AIDS. Just as Jonah, his alleged father was famous for his enormous penis length.

In fourth grade, Jonah Falcon went swimming with his schoolmates. The gym changing room was filled with laughter, chatter and the sound of lockers clicking, but as soon as Jonah took his pants off, everything went quiet. All the eyes and fingers were pointing at one single spot. Jonah had no idea that it is unusual for a ten-year-old to have a 20 centimeter long penis. He didn't know that his tool is already longer and thicker than the tools of all of his schoolmates' fathers. He was only conscious of the fact that because of the silence and the staring he felt a sudden urge to run away. In the eyes of his schoolmates he then first noticed a look that follows him everywhere ever since.

Unimaginable dimensions

An average penis is approximately fifteen centimeter long when erected, and the penises of the majority of men are between thirteen and seventeen centimeter long. Jonah's penis is, when flaccid, 24 centimeter long, and measures incredible 33 centimeters when erect. You can imagine its size best if you embrace your forearm with your hand. Those who have witnessed its majesty, describe it with words such as ''grotesque'', ''wonderful'', ''disgusting'' or ''amazing''. Falcon says that his penis is perfectly shaped, with its ending being a little bent, but without any other deformations that are usually present with such large sexual organs. Urologists claim that its functioning doesn't differ from any other penises from the physiological viewpoint, and Jonah would agree. His testicles are similarly huge and can be compared to the biggest chicken eggs that one can get in a store. What's even more interesting - in the state of erection, Falcon's penis supposedly generates enough warmth to warm up human hands from the distance of 15 centimeters!

A hint of something larger than life

Jonah isn't able to hide the size of his manhood even by wearing very wide pants and tight underpants. Human brain needs a few seconds to process the bulge between his legs. One cannot miss the outline of the head of his penis! With each step Jonah makes, his penis comes alive. Rapt passers-by nudge each other and are staring at his protruding crotch as though they were witnessing a miracle. Falcon is familiar with the expression on their faces – the expression people get when running upon Mick Jagger or Johnny Deep, an expression that reflects deep rumination about something quite larger than themselves.

How did Jonah lose his virginity?

When Jonah was ten, his somewhat older friend from the neigborhood said the following to an 18-year-old girl: ''I have a mate, who has the biggest dick you'll ever see. It's probably bigger than your foot. The problem is that the boy is a bit shy, that's why it's me that's asking you whether you would fuck him.'' The girl accepted the offer. This is how Jonas, who was only 150 centimeter tall at the time and who weighted about 50 kilograms, got a date with a brown-eyed redhead. He didn't know how sex looks like, but he remembered hearing that people do it lying, that's why he lay on his back and waited. He only remembers some ''pushing and thrusting'' and the fact that she was on top, while all other things have turned into a blur. What has stayed with him is only her response when she took his pants off, words that still reverberate through his head: ''Oh god! I really haven't seen anything like this before! Oh my god!''