Plan a vacation full of sexual intercourse

Read our sound advice on how to plan your vacation in a way that you have plenty of intercourse and no problems.

Holidays are a time when we relax, make time for family and friends, lie in the shade, soak in the water. For some people, summer is the time for making love; tanned bodies, the smell of suntan lotion, alcohol, long wild and unforgettable parties. But many things can also go wrong.  

Tour guides, hotels, staff

Tour guides are a good place to start your adventure. Agencies for young people especially have quite a good and handsome repertoire of attractive young men and women. Next on the list are people in charge of entertainment, coaches and swimming pool attendants. Most of all, do not make any false assumptions. Many of them are professional lovers, who are looking primarily for an adventure, so do not wear your hear on the sleeve with them. It is about sex. The next targets are waiters and hotel staff. They have to stick to a much more rigid code while they are on duty, so you will have to wait for their shift to end. Flirting when ordering a drink, slipping the telephone number when paying the bill, having the last drink just before the bar closes....

Local gigolos

We all know local gigolos. They may differ from country to country but they all have some common characteristics. They have an athletic body, usually long hair and the Latin-lover style. They carry a movie star-like grin and use a bold approach. You can only hear rumours about their sexual conquests and their most important trait is they are not picky. A true local gigolo never turns a woman down. His calling is to fill the hole in a woman’s, hm, soul? When dealing with these playboys there are usually no hygiene issues, there is a possibility of catching a disease, although they usually figure out it is better to use protection due to the amount of customers.

Casual sex

Casual sex can be delicious or disgusting. It is usually associated with alcohol, strange spots on the beach or the campsite and a guilty conscience that comes in the morning. But our conscience is the least of our problems. The accumulated passion, alcohol or drugs can slightly dim our perspective. If the chosen partner looks terrible the next morning, that is the least of your problems. If you have forgotten to use a condom, your first thought will be pregnancy. But considering the fact that contraception is no great enigma anymore, your first though should be disease. Be careful, especially when engaging in casual sex that someone (a friend) knows where you are, do not carry any valuables with you and do not be the kind of person who gets too attached to someone after shagging.

Some final thoughts....

Many people imagine that mostly youngsters engage in sexual activities at mass parties, where drunken and uncontrollable teenage passion supposedly leads to general debauchery. This could not be further from the truth. Somewhere at the top of the list of debauchery are college graduation trips. The next are horny middle aged female tourists. Teenagers are much more interested in alcohol than sex. Of course it is reasonable to be careful, so the best thing is to choose a familiar holiday spot, bring your best friends along and enjoy yourselves. No one ever died from having bad sex, but sitting at home in depression … it may happen that you get to have the most beautiful sexual experience in your life … and your partner does not ever need to know....