How to Masturbate at Work?

12.03.2013 | By: S. L.

Masturbating at work might help you to be more successful. We have some tips on how to do it.

Masturbating at work might help you to be more successful. (PhotoXpress)

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1. Choose the right accessories

Look for whatever you need for masturbation. If you like pornographic magazines, then bring them with you to work. If you need some encouragement, upload a short porn film on your ipod. But make sure that whatever you choose, can be easily smuggled into the toilet at work. You are now one step closer to fulfilling your dreams about masturbating at work.

2. Time is of the essence

You cannot masturbate at work at lunchtime. Many people are in the toilet at that time. You cannot do it when the cleaning lady comes either. Choose a part of your work day when everyone is at their desk and is working most intently. Later is better. Try an hour after lunch. Everyone will probably get back to their work by then and the toilet will be free. It is advisable to do it in the later hours of the working day, when the stress has already set in and you will need to relax. You will feel fresh afterwards and you will become more productive.

3. Be discreet

When you decide is it time for your ''rebirth'' don't tell your co-workers you are going to the toilet. If you will be gone for too long, people will first look for you in the toilet and you don't want to be caught masturbating at the workplace. If you skip out without anyone seeing you, nobody will notice that you are gone.

4. Choose the appropriate place

Always choose the toilet which is the farthest away from your office. Thus you will have more time to come to your senses, if anyone enters the toilet unexpectedly. Remember that masturbating at work is a though job. If someone comes in unexpectedly, you have to give that person a feeling that you are not masturbating.

5. Study the situation

Once you have found the appropriate place, make yourself comfortable. Masturbating at work is more demanding than doing it at home, when you simply lie down on the couch.

6. Develop a ninja masturbating technique

You have to be as quiet as possible while masturbating. Do what you have to do, clean up after yourself, breathe and remove yourself from the ''crime scene'' as quickly as possible.

7. Get back to work

Now you can relax and go back to work. Nobody has noticed that you were not at your desk and this is a good sign. But beware, don't become greedy and don't try to do it more times a day. Masturbating at work several times a day is not exactly a good move.