30 Things That You Should Not Say During Sex

15.06.2010 | By: J. P.

Dear men, sometimes it is best to be quiet during sex, but if you do talk, read this article and remember what you should definitely not say during sex.

 


There are some things you should definitely not say during sex if you do not want to make your partner angry. (Phtooxpress)

There are certain things that you should definitely not say during sex if you do not want to make your partner angry. (Phtooxpress)


What you should not to say during sex or sexual foreplay - you better bite you tongue!


1. We all look funny naked.

2. You remind me of your sister.

3. Let's hurry, the game on TV is about to begin.

4. Where did you learn that?

5. What if we did turn off the lights after all?

6. I knew you were wearing a push-up bra.

7. Would you like a chewing gum?

8. Black color really does make you look thinner.

9. Don't worry, it doesn't matter that you forgot to shave.

10. I never use condoms.


Things you should not say during sex - use your lips for something else!


1. You are almost as good as my ex.

2. I think the condom burst ten minutes ago.

3. Are you kidding me?

4. I hope you will clean after yourself.

5. Did you finally come?

6. I hope the camera doesn't bother you.

7. This is your first time, right?

8. Shh, my mum doesn't sleep very tight.

9. But your friend liked this.

10. It is big, isn't it?


If you want to see her again, do not say these things after sex:


1. What did you say your name was?

2. I don't have to walk you out, do I?

3. Can I call you a cab?

4. Hurry, my mum's waiting for me to come to lunch.

5. I hate women who think that sex actually means something.

6. My friends were right, you are good!

7. Please don't tell this to my wife/girlfriend.

8. Your make-up is all messed up.

9. Do I have to stay until the morning?

10. I was good, wasn't I?


Of course, women make mistakes too. Read about the most common mistakes women make in bed!



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