What Type of Woman Is She?
Don’t miss how Michael Powell humorously sorted female characters according to dog breeds. Find out what type of woman is your partner and have a good laugh!
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Michael Powell dared to sort the female characters according to the characteristics of dog breeds. This will definitely make you laugh, so you should read this.
What is so-called minimum maintenance?
Every woman requires minimum maintenance. Besides, she is also a person who respects three of your most important sources: time, money and feelings. If she requires large portions of any of these, she may be high maintenance, probably too high for what she is worth. Powell says that such women are born and not made – for example if she doesn’t like shopping and enjoys romantic walks on the beach or if she is a Buddhist (enjoys her own company, rejects materialistic goods and is reasonably relaxed). But there are not too many fine Buddhist chicks in the world.
He compiled his thoughts into the following categories in the hope that you would be able to put your partner into one of them. It is quite possible you are an exception and see the whole thing totally differently. In principle, this is about differentiating between women who require minimum maintenance (MM) and those who require high maintenance (HM).
1. Type of woman: Poodle (HM)
She spends most of the time at the hairdresser’s and the manicurist comes to her home. She has so many shoes that even Victoria Beckham asks for her advice. All her credit cards are yours.
2. Type of woman: Dalmatian (HM)
She is nervous, anxious and relies on you to lift her self-confidence. She sees you as her protector and you have to always be gentle with her. Her fragile femininity is what attracted you first, but now you are losing your mind.
3. Type of woman: Irish terrier (HM)
Once she bites, she does not let go. You are hers now and if you just look at another woman, her jealousy will change your life into a living hell. A relationship with a terrier is a painful experience which will scar you for the rest of your life.
4. Type of woman: Labrador (MM)
She always helps you and you can depend on her in times of crisis. She may secretly complain to her friends that you are high maintenance, so do not depend too much on her when solving your problems.
5. Type of woman: German shepherd (MM)
She is decisive and self-confident and she knows what she wants. But you need a lot of energy and charisma to follow her. She is decisive enough to look for another source to satisfy her carnal and intellectual needs at any time.
We hope you had a good laugh reading this article. And women, do not take it too seriously!
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