The French Have the Longest Penises
Read how long the French are on average. What about some other nations?
He may be small, but statistics show he's not small everywhere.
The French have the longest ones in Europe
The research was conducted on 10,477 volunteers from 25 countries by „Institut fuer Kondom-Beratung“. The absolute winners both in circumference and length of the penis were the French. The average length is 15.48 centimetres and the average circumference 13.63 centimetres. That’s where all the French cockiness, which many travellers experience, comes from. The second place was won by the cold Swedes, who obviously make up for a harsher climate in bed. Their cocks are 15.36 centimetres long on average and have an average circumference of 12.78 centimetres. Even though they almost catch up to the French in terms of length, they’re missing quite a bit on the circumference, which is almost more important than length. The third spot went to the Estonians who are 15.17 centimetres long on average and their average circumference is 11.80 centimetres.
One of the most recognizable Swedes: Zlatan Ibrahimovich.
Some other nations
The last places go to the Portuguese, the Luxembourgers, the Spaniards, the Finns, the British, the Irish and the Greek.
A very famous Frenchman: Claude Makelele.
A few stereotypes to make you laugh
The results of the research have given me plenty of associations. We all know that there are people of many nationalities living in France, particularly those from Africa, and they’re already famous for being large in this department ... They must have contributed to the French victory. The second-placed Swedes are famous for their assimilation policy in Europe. As the people from ex Yugoslavia are famous for their manhood, it’s no wonder that the Swedes got such a good result. What about some other nations? Let’s leave those questions unanswered for now.
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