Our top 15 reasons why masturbate
Why masturbate? Because it’s fun, healthy and – free of charge!
Don’t take your priest’s word for it – your hands won’t dry up because of masturbation. (jlp)
Anyone who needs a reason to masturbate can choose one of the following from the list below:
1. Masturbation helps explore your sexuality and physical responses to erotic stimuli. When you take your penis in your hands, you’re actually getting to know yourself.
2. Masturbation allows you to control when you come if things are getting serious. Learn to recognize the point of no return and stop yourself so you don’t score the goal before the judge announces the beginning of the game.
3. Masturbation without a lubricant, porn and sex toys is free of charge like other best things in life.
4. Masturbation can help you fall asleep. Indulge in it before your afternoon nap or include it in your everyday ritual before sleep.
5. Masturbation is the best way to postpone errands, have a study break or relieve boredom. Anything is better than having a cigarette in front of the TV.
6. Masturbation will brighten your day with a large amount of endorphins. Why masturbate? Well, a bad day at work is a good reason. You’ll definitely feel happier afterwards.
7. Masturbation can help boost your sexual desire. Every old machine needs to be warmed up.
Watch the video that shows the best way a man can satisfy himself.
8. Masturbation gives you the chance to be in charge for a change.
9. Masturbation helps balance your libido if your sexual desire is stronger than your partner’s. A few strokes with your hand and frustrations are gone.
10. Masturbation is a self-fulfilling prophecy – the more you do it now, the greater the chance you’ll do it when you’re older. You’ll be grateful to yourself when you turn seventy.
11. Masturbation relaxes you and it’s cheap. Can you say the same for your last date?
12. Masturbation alleviates menstrual cramps and helps in the fight against vaginal yeast infections. Men, if you haven’t realized, this reason why masturbate is for women only.
13. Masturbation makes sure you have fresh breath……if you clean your teeth afterwards.
14. In general, masturbation creates a more sensual world, contributes to the stock of worldwide karma and brings us closer to world peace.
15. Masturbation is the shortest distance between you and orgasm. Do we need to say more?
