Famous But Useless Lovers

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2.12.2011 | By: I. M.

Maybe it's just a revenge from the ex lovers? Judge for yourself. Some names on the list are a real surprise...

Colin Farrell doesn't recognize fake orgasms.

Exotic dancer revealed 50 Cent's centimeters.

Ana Kournikova says that even a bigger penis wouldn't make a difference.

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Bad lover #1: Jesse James

Brigitte Daguerre, lover of Sandra Bullock's ex husband, told the public that Jesse is a very selfish lover and that he never fulfilled her wishes during intercourse, but he was only looking after himself.

Bad lover #2: Colin Farrell

Angelique Jerome,who once shared her bed with the actor, claims that she faked her orgasms out of politeness and that he didn't act like someone who had a lot of experience with women. »If I wouldn't know him I could have sworn that it was his first time. 10 seconds after we finished he was already asleep.«

Bad lover #3: 50 Cent

The rapper who claims to have a magic stick is supposedly not the best of lovers. The details were revealed by one erotic dancer who says that after they were only cuddling for some time, she had to ask him: »Are we going to do it or are we just going to talk all night?« She also revealed his centimeters and says she wasn't really impressed. »His 15 centimeters got me wondering what to do with them. From 1 to 10, I would give him 3. He probably deserves less, but I give him extra points for being respectful.«

Bad lover #4: Russell Brand

When the long-haired actor worked as a radio DJ, he called Andre Sachs one day to tell him he had a sexual encounter with his niece, Georgina Baillie. Georgina says that Russell was a real disappointment and he shouted »Que?« all the time during intercourse, which was a word his grandpa used in the series Fawlty Towers. This is definitely disturbing from various points of view.

Bad lover #5: Enrique Iglesias

Enrigue Iglesias is known for his small penis. He actually publicly revealed that if he could change one thing about his body it would definitely be his penis. Ana commented by saying: »It wouldn't change anything.« Was she talking about their relationship or about the fact that Enrique is so bad in bed that even a bigger penis couldn't make him a better lover?

Bad lover #6: Eminem

Web portal The Evil Beet published a statement from his ex wife Kim, who says: »He doesn't have a lot to show for down there. He needs a little blue pill to get it up or his penis doesn't work.« Eminem's answer: »It is sad that I have made progress but Kim apparently hasn't. Her appearances in the media hurt our children and I wish she would stop doing it.«