50 greatest pick-up lines to impress women

…that probably won’t help you get her into your bed, but they’ll still make you laugh.

 

 

The funniest pick-up lines to use on women usually don’t work in reality. (PhotoXpress)

 

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There are thousands of original pick-up lines to use on women. Here are the 50 most interesting ones.  If you have a great pick-up line, share it with us.

1.    I know someone who finds you very attractive. If I weren’t so shy, I’d tell you who he is.

2.    Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you the money?

3.    Are you religious? [Why?] Because you’re the answer to all my prayers!

4.    Can you tell me the way to… your heart?

5.    Have you just come out of sauna? [No, why?] Because you’re so hot!

6.    Do you have a map? [No, why?] Because I just got lost in your eyes!

7.    Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t either!

8.    I’ve lost my memory. Do I come here often?

9.    [Touch her nipple] Ooh, I’m sorry. I thought it’s a name tag in Braille.

10.   Don’t you remember me? Oh, of course, we only met in my dreams.

11.   Good morning, what would you like for breakfast?

12.   You may not be the most beautiful woman in the room, but beauty is as far as the light switch.

13.   Hello, has anyone told you that your teeth are amazing?

14.   Do you have your purse mirror? [No, why?] Because I can already see myself in your panties.

15.   If a star fell from the sky every time I took a look at you, the sky would have no stars.

16.   My love for you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

17.   If your home is where your heart is, my home is in you.

18.   You’re definitely a witch. Every time I look at you other women disappears.

19.   If you were like a drug, I’d overdose on you.

20.   If every thought was worth a dollar, I’d have just one because I only think of you.

21.   Is your father a baker? [No, why?] Because you have such hot buns.

22.   If I asked you to have sex with me, would your reply be the same as the reply to this question?

23.   Do you know who winks and has sex like a tiger? [No.] [Now wink at her.]

24.   It’s a nice dress, but, you know, we both were born naked.

25.   Has the sun just come up or was that your smile?

26.   Can I have your picture? [Why?] So I can show Santa Clause what I want for Christmas.

27.   Uffff…your butt is hot! Do you want to see mine?

28.   Oh, what a cool dog. Does it have a phone number?

29.   Do you mind if we share a cab to my home?

30.   Girl, you’re sexier than turkey leg hats!

31.   Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to pass by again?

32.   Have you come from space? [No, why?] Because you abducted my heart.

33.   I’ve lost my teddy bear, so can I sleep with you?

34.   Are these trousers for astronauts? [No, why?] Because your butt is out of this world!

35.   You must probably be tired because you’ve been walking up and down my mind all day…

36.   You’re probably the cause of global warming!

37.   I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

38.   Nice trousers. Can I try the zipper?

39.   You can kiss me if I’m wrong, but aren’t you my grandma’s best friend?

40.   I lost my virginity… can I take yours?

41.   Can I borrow your phone? [Why?] Because I’ve promised my ex to call her when I find a better girlfriend.

42.   Fat penguin. [Why?] Nothing, I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

43.   You’ve been on my mind for so long that I should charge you rent.

44.   How much does a polar bear weigh?  [I don’t know, how much?] Enough to break the ice.

45.   You like me, but do you think I like you?

46.   Oh, what a beautiful shirt... can I borrow it?

47.   Hello! My name is Chance. Do I have any?

48.   Nice shoes! Wanna have sex?

49.   If you were a share, I’d buy a whole bunch of them.

50.   Your father must be a terrorist. [Why?] Because you’re such a bomb!

 

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